{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"fact":"During the Middle Ages, cats were associated with withcraft, and on St. John\u2019s Day, people all over Europe would stuff them into sacks and toss the cats into bonfires. On holy days, people celebrated by tossing cats from church towers.","length":235}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
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Aleksandar Marković, known by his nickname Cene, was a Serbian Chetnik commander (voivoda) in Macedonia, in the Balkan Wars and World War I.
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